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Old Jul 09, 2005, 06:04 PM // 18:04   #21
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Tarzan and his faithful shemp, Cheetah, swung through the trees.
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Old Jul 09, 2005, 06:34 PM // 18:34   #22
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Shemp, I shempin shemped those shemping...

What the shemp was I saying?
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Old Jul 10, 2005, 05:39 PM // 17:39   #23
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So,the other day I was shemping along my way to work and i realized i had forgotten my shemp! So i quickly shemped my shemp back home to get my shemp but it wasn't where I left last night. So i called my girl and asked her" Did you take my shemp?"

She replied " No I didn't take it your shemp you shemping moroon!", she then hung up.

So now I don't have my shemp and its nowhere to be shemping found. Plus I'm now late for work and I'm going to miss a very important shemping. Dejected I shemp to work, downtrodden and forlorn over my lost shemp. I walk into my office and loe and behold whats on my desk?

MY SHEMP!
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 05:30 PM // 17:30   #24
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Yup. Bruce and his pals also used to refer as replacements as Shemping, and your right again, as it was stated in If Chins Could Kill (GOOOOD book. BTW you might wanna pick up his new one: Make Love, the Bruce Campbell Way)
SHUT ... UP!!!! He put out another book? Well I'll be ... I'm gonna read something other than Harry Potter this summer ...

Well shemp on me and call me Sally ... errr ... that didn't quite come out right, now did it?
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